1. |
Pretty Pretty Please
03:32
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Can I pretty pretty please sing you a song
It's about my loved one and we don't get along and she said
Time for you to go
Well ah nah nah nah baby don't do it to me
Life without you is like a sugarless tea
No love to give no life to live
Holla attcha boy it's a Funk Boo Horror story
Yeah yeah yeah man I did it again
She left me this time and its really the end
And I can see it now
All those blues
loneliness what a drag gotta get a snag man
Plenty of fishes out in that sea of wishes
Bringin' the pazay wah back to the sadatay
Momma said it when she said
Boy life is too short
She said ah boy
You gotta get it together
and I said it just can't be
What this is all here for
Oh I just can't see
What this is all here for
Oh I don't believe
That this is what I'm here for
Aw what a drag man, what a drag
Gotta move back to mommies house
Yeah I guess some times things in life
They just work out for the worst
If you can dig that my friends
But if I could just ask you one question man
One question
you know you'd really help me get a lot off my chest
Can I pretty pretty please sing you a song
It's about my mommy man we don't get along
and she said
Time for you to go
Ice cold or was it cold as ice
Either way man yo that feeling wasn't nice
Now im mumblin' and stumblin' like a rolling stone
No were to go no place to call home
No I'm not good at cleanin' but i am good at sleepin'
Do you know what i mean
No I'm not good at cleanin' but i am good at sleepin'
Do you know what i mean
Woah it just can't be
What I'm here for
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2. |
Bad News Bear
03:04
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*Intro*
I dunno what you been told but I gotta bad news bear
You got your thing and I got mine
Parted on an awkward stare
Feels so rude
*Guitar Solo*
*Verse*
Jack be nimble Jack be quick
Jack kicked over my candle stick
He didn't know right from wrong
Ran out in the road and died
What a life I can't blame him
Gotta get it right ugh I'm losing patience
If I'd known that he'd do that
I would'a been right there
By his side
*Guitar Solo*
*Chorus*
I don't care
feelin' like a bad news bear
I don't mean to be cruel
But hope you're ready for life
When it throws
Shit on you
*Verse*
On with my life writtin' music
Met some friends and now I'm poppin new shits
If I know then what I know now
I wouldn't of done so much
That night, hear the lights
Can you see the music
This ain't right
Oh my brain ain't use to it
Five days later and some thoughts ago
I realized that I
Lost my mind
*Guitar Solo*
*Chorus*
I don't care
feelin' like a bad news bear
I don't mean to be cruel
But hope you're ready for life
When it throws
Shit on you
*Kazoo Solo* (Featuring Johnny cosmic)
*outtro*
I dunno what you been told but I gotta bad news bear
You got your thing and I got mine
Parted on an awkward stare
Feels so rude
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3. |
Dreams
04:32
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Dreams got a way of takin' a hold over me
Sometimes there all i can see a vale over my reality
Dreams are always sendin' me head over feet
Got me stumbling and fallin' yeah
Chasin' them down the street
Now I'm sleep walkin' again
and it's getting harder my friend
To tear myself away from the places I like to stay
and wake up from my sweet sweet sweet sweet dreams
I can finally be as cool as ice
Guess I keep hittin' the snooze
On that big ol alarm clook of life yeah
Dreams there every thing I could ever wish to be
A bird in flight an explorer of the seas
Maybe a movie star on that big silver screen but I'm
Sleep walkin again and its gettin' harder my friends
To tear myself away from the places I like to make
and wake up from my sweet sweet sweet sweet dreams
*Solo*
Dreams got a way of takin' a hold over me
Sometimes there all i can see a vale over my reality
Dreams
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4. |
Space Cookies
05:13
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Space Cookies Space Cookies
How you blow my mind
Space Cookies Space Cookies
Oh you feel so right
Space Cookies Space Cookies
Yeah you make me high
Space Cookies Space Cookies
Take me on a ride
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5. |
Sheltie
03:50
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Sheltie Sheltie whatcha gonna do today
Are you gonna sleep your life away
If you could talk you could be a president
Yeah your so smart I think I'm jealous man
With out you
Life would just seem to end
Sheltie Sheltie your my only friend
With out you
Life would just seem to end
Sheltie Sheltie your my only friend
Sheltie Sheltie how you doin' today
livin' your life day by day
yes I'm makin; you crazy squshin' your face
Yeah your so cool I think I might change my ways
With out you
Life would just seem to end
Sheltie Sheltie your my only friend
With out you
Life would just seem to end
Sheltie Sheltie your my only friend
whoooooooooooooo wu wu
whoooooooooooooo wu wu
I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
~Solo~
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7. |
Gimmie Some Sugar
04:23
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Babe
Won't you just shake yo thang
Oh babe won't you please show me the way
Baba baba babe
can i just love you today
babe how i just love your ways
oooooooo wo oo ooo
Oh baby you're so sweet
oooooooo hoo oo ooo
so pass some sugar to meh
oo you're so so sweet
pass that sugar to me
damn girl
good thing it ain't rainin'
cause there'd be sugar all over the place
cause baaaaby i can't stop lovin' you
oh baaaaby i'm just so crazy for you
oh baby baby babe
baby please don't change your ways
babe won't you pass some sugar my way
oooooooo wo oo ooo
Oh baby you're so sweet
oooooooo hoo oo ooo
so pass some sugar to meh
oo you're so so sweet
pass that sugar to me
ah hold up man my guitars got somethin' to say
it's gonna be lovey dovey
it's gonna be sweet
fuckin love bubbles poppin all over the place
~Love Bubble Popping Guitar Solo~
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8. |
If My Penis Could Sing
04:09
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If my penis could sing
He'd say babe whatcha need
Oh he got you thinkin' things
So craaaaaaazy
Yeah its so hard to love when you're only 7 inches tall
Its so hard to love when you ain't got no arms at all
Then i got to thinkin'
What if he could sing hoooo
If my penis could sing
Oh baby yoouuu would be his everything
Oh please baby don't be that way
Actin' like you don't know me
Cause yooouuuu are my everything
Don't you really know babe
Yoooouuu make life so interesting
Its so hard to love when you're only 7 inches tall
Its so hard to love when you ain't got no arms at all
Then i got to thinkin'
What if he could sing hoooooooooOOOOO
~Solo~
Cause yooouuuu are my everything
Don't you really know babe don't you really know babe
Cause Yoooouuu make life worth living
Its so hard to love when you're only 7 inches tall
Its so hard to love when you ain't got no arms at all
Then i got to thinkin'
What if he could sing-eh
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9. |
Theme Song
01:28
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10. |
Got Me Singin'
03:11
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I get a boner every time I think about lovin' you babe
Oh ain't that'a somthin' I just can't stop now
I gotta dollar won't you let me see more
Yeah I gotta dollar won't you let me see more
Cause these drugs got me singin'
wabababa hooooooooOoooo
wabababa hooooooooOoooo
Yeah I gotta problem i think everything is bleedin'
That's alright cause i don't need my mind
Cause I gotta gold fish who doesn't mind tears
I play my guitar every time he dies
Ah hey there grandma what you doin' here
yeah I dig the colors won't you help me steer
Cause these drugs got me singin'
wabababa hooooooooOoooo
wabababa hooooooooOoooo
~piano Solo~
I checked my voice mail just to find it was Jesus
He just wanted to know if i wanted a drink
Turns out he's just a wino everything he said was a lie
Aw what's all this talk about walkin' on water man
yeah you gotta thing with wine don't you man
Yeah well ah i got a thing with drugs
It got me signin'
wabababa hooooooooOoooo
wabababa hooooooooOoooo
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11. |
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(FUNKY BOO NUTZ))
You know all the Blues ain;t nothin
But a woman when she feelin bad
I said the blues ain't nothin'
But a woman when she feelin bad
Now the blues will make you feel
Feel you've lost the best friend you ever had
~Guitar Solo~
(P-TUGZ)
If the blues was money
I'd be the richest man in town come on
Well if the blues was money people
I'd be the richest man in town
We'll since I'm not rich
Blues please don't let me down
(JOHNNY COSMIC)
I got the blues so bad i don't know what to do
I got the blues so bad that i dont know what to do
You know if it's good for me yeah ooooo
Must be good to you
~Guitar Solo~
(P-TUGZ)
I got the blues so bad
It hurts my feet to walk
Well I got the blues so bad
You know it hurts my feet to walk
and I got the blues so bad
it hurts my togue to talk
(JASON MCNEILL)
~Piano Solo~
(FUNKY BOO NUTZ)
I'm in love with a woman
But she's not in love with me oooo
I'm in love with a woman
But she's not in love with me
Yes I Iove that woman
Cause she's my old time use to be oooo
(JOHNNY COSMIC)
eeeahh Good morning blues
Blues how do you do
Good morning blues
Blues how do you do
I just had come by here
and have a few puffs
and hace a few puffs with
hace a few puffs with
*Insert Bebop Scat here*
(FRANK CLAYTON)
~Sax Solo`~
~Guitar solo~
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12. |
Baby Boo
06:00
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I gotta babe
and she's all mine
Oh i gotta baby
and she's all mine
Yes we're just lovey dovey dovey dovey
All the time
No she's not really here
She's not rally there
she's all up in my mind man
That's my only fear
Cause shes my baaaby
and she's all mine
Yes we're just lovey dovey dovey dovey
cause you
You're my baby Boo
and I been lovin' youuuu
so so true
oh baby you
If you only knew
how I've been lovin' youuuu
so so true so so true
(Johnny Cosmic in the back round)
Yeah Funky play it
I got a babe
and she's all mine
Yes I gotta baby
and she's all mine
Yeah she just treata me all the right way's man
All the time
but she's not really here
(Johnny Cosmic) Here
No she's not really There
(Johnny Cosmic) There
She's all up in my mind man
and that's my only fear
Cause I'm craaazy
All out my mind
Yes I'm just lovey dovey dovey dovey
all the time
cause you
You're my baby Boo
and I been lovin' youuuu
so so true
oh baby you
If you only knew
how I've been lovin' youuuu
so so true
so so true
~solo~
(JOHNNY COSMIC)
Ohoh cause you mmmm
yeah you're my baby boo yeah
and I been lovin' youuuuuu
whaaahooo so so true yeaaaah
Oh baby youooooo
If you only knew
How i been lovin youuuuuu
(FUNKY BOO NUTZ)
So so true
(JOHNNY COSMIC)
yeahhh
So so true
(FUNKY BOO NUTZ)
Hey there boo
I made you some hummas
what was that boo
you want me to rub it all over you're chest
You wanna roll around in cheeseburger wrappers making love
I wanna spend the rest of our lived making love
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13. |
Going X-Files (intro)
01:44
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_______________________________
(Funky Boo Nutz)
so what did you think about that?
(Johnny Cosmic)
really I think you gotta remember that uh these day's man people just, the just don't have the attention span. you what I mean? its like uh you got 5 seconds really to capture their attention and then there gone, ya know poof. Their on to the next thing,.
(Funky Boo Nutz)
man.. it's this conversation again. i dunno man I been workin' on this song for a while now and I think its awesome. Everyone i showed it to said it sounded good. I dunno about working with producers.
*Audio hallucination*
what the fuck was that? man, this shits kickin; in string man. I dunno if I should'a took all that before i came here. i remember I wrote that one song and I /recorded it exactly the way i wanted it and it was a fuckin' mess. Do I suck? and that one show I did , man i was terrified. what am i even doin' in here? Oh my gog, look at my hands. they look so fuckin' crazy. and why does my girlfriend always say i have puggy hands? jesus, I do have puggy hands. what is he even talking about now?
(Johnny Cosmic)
*Audio Hallucination*
oh my god... I've gone mad... I've goon beyond mad... I've gone X-files.
Yo funky you alright mananananananananana?
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14. |
Going X-Files
01:32
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15. |
Dizko Bitch
05:26
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Call me when you're sad baby
Call me when you're mad baby
Call me when you're home alone
Call me when you wanna cum
Yeah shes something else man
the way she she wears her hair
the she walks the way she talks
The way she walks the way she smells
Yeah she's a bad bitch man
She has a swagger like no other
the real fasionable type but with short nails
short nails man I couldn't believe it
My whole world froze
I thought to myself I thought damn
This bitch is real
My plan wasn't to make her cum
It was to make he koo
prllll prllllll
Pause the song and look out side you stupid mother fucker
(Dizko Bitch)
I'm in your back yard
Shes the Dizko Bitch
Shes needs no lift
Shes got psycho tricks yeah
Cause shes the Dizko Bitch.
Do you wanna fuck me
asked her fuck me eye's
I can feel the heat of them on the back of my neck
as she watched me in my back yard
Deep in my bushes
She ate her cancer for breakfast
we danced the night away
lets talk about life
I wanna talk about your life
I wanna make you sandwiches
You'll love my peanut butter and jelly
Love its a scary thing it can play tricks
Her box smells of jasmine in the morning
and herbs in the evening
Its amazing
An ideal of lover of lovers
of course i wanna fuck her
Shes the Dizko Bitch
Shes needs no lift
Shes got psycho tricks yeah
Cause shes the Dizko Bitch.
Call me when you're in my back yard
Deep in my fuckin' bushes
call me when you're freaky baby
Call me when you're nasty
Call me when you wanna
~Solo~
Shes the Dizko Bitch
Shes needs no lift
Shes got psycho tricks yeah
Cause shes the Dizko Bitch.
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16. |
I Hope You Knew
04:21
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I'm on drugs
and I just don't know what I'm doin'
I got mind
To bad i don't know how to use it
I'm in love
She so good to me oh I'd had to lose her
I'm out of line man
Cocain booze and pills oh i shouldn't use'em
Some times in life you're going to lose
One time in life we'll all go soon
but in your lifeI hope you know
babe yeaahh
all I need is you
mamaaaaaa
she said boy quite your ways i don't wanna lose you
Oh mamaaaaaa
I said sorry ma's didn't mean to be a loser
Yeah i gotta life
guess I should get out and start to use it
but I'm in a fight man
cocaine booze and pills oh i think I'm losin'
Some times in life you're going to lose
One time in life we'll all go soon
but in your lifeI hope you know
Oh mama
yeaaaahh I love you
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17. |
Mr. Reaper
04:31
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Cold moon lite night
A dark cloud covered life
and you don't even know
Colored so blue
Feelin' cold
Death won't you please
Come runnin' after me
Blues blues blues
Look what you done to me
woaa Blues blues blues
My minds in misery
Oh i just lost my mind
Baby please let me go tonight
Death won't you trust me
Feels so cold inside
woa death won't you love me
Give me your hand tonight
We'll you know I just lost my mind
woooo death won't you be so kind
~Solo~
Hey there man whatcha doin'
Hey there man whatcha brewin'
ohhh smell so strange smells so strange smells so strange
Got me in the mood for usin'
Oh I just lost my mind
Baby see you on the side
ohhh see you on the other side
HeyyyYYYAE
~Solo~
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18. |
Going Home Now
03:10
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